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Why did you bring us here? When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! Can I use the gun? Oh yeah, good luck with that.

Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. It's a T. It goes "tuh". Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Then we'll go with that data file! Well, then good news! It's a suppository.

But existing is basically all I do! I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Oh God, what have I done? With gusto.